Monday, February 12, 2007

guinea pigs wanted !!!

Srilaxmi resigned after a month of ordeal for her of course for the students whom she was supposed to teach. She fainted once after the class and yet VC gave her boost of confidence that she can do it...Teach MBA students, a practical subject which normally requires years of practice to master or atleast some research expertise for some one to talk on the subject with authenticity.

She surrendered to the sense of shame that engulfed her after every class which was added to her agony... Her beauty didnt compensate the shortcoming of her brains neither did her linguistic skills cover up the lack of practical exposure...

It was a great escape for Srilaxmi- the damsel in distress....
A big blow to VC for once his theory bombed on his face with a stink...
A relief for the students ,who had to teach the teacher who stood in their front ,readingfrom the text book as would a nursery teacher do with the kids who mule and puke in between.....

What next? who will take over?..... the question loomed over the Marketing class as did it over Dr Joseph -the EDs table...

Im fed up with this ..... lamented the ED....I am doing a magicians job here with no one to teach and....

well I guess you have to do it and only you can.. said Prof Ismail khan the Dean who kept his diplomatic machine always polished ensuring his survival...

Classes are already in trouble... Dr Subhajit is making a royal mess and now this... Jesus my lord.... cried ED

You are right ...laughed the Dean ...only Jesus can save..not the real one... the one here... our lord and saviour......

Ha...... scorned the ED.....he ill say the same thing... new ads are released.. new people are joining... we will be flooded with intellect...ha...

The evangelist that he is.. he is good in selling pain... drawing beautiful pictures out of blood even....said the Dean with a smile...

Still I think what you seem to think is true ......he is the only option...confessed ED ....and anyways i am meeting him this afternoon... I guess if you can join me we can jointly put it forward...

Oh would love to but I am on leave this afternoon....said the Dean with a regret appearing on his face but a smile hiding behind it......he knew that it was a trap and he also knew to keep himself safe ,to keep away from it.... after all he has survived the darkness and deluge of GIM for Ten long years now...

Dr Jesus was not available that afternoon and Dr Joseph wandered here and there, in search of the man whom the kids nick named as Samrat Natvardhan... Nuts that he is ..he suddenly dissappeared and suddenly came back.. would never tell it to his sub ordinates , and superiors... no one of that category existed in GIM.... And when he left things accumulated ,meetings, decisions, files, even petty and paltry things like timetable revisions were put on hold...he enjoyed it with a sadistic pleasure.... it was his way of telling every one that he is the boss, but the more he did it ,the more looked like and ass...

Prof Ram seemed to be the only option before Dr Joseph , to hand over the subject that Srilaxmi left in the middle like an orphan...

No way.... Prof Ram as usual didnt mince words... im already fully loaded and not one more subject...

But there is no one else who can take it over at this critical juncture... almost cried ED... you have to Prof Ram..

That is not my headache ....thundered Prof Ram... when you recruit faculty you should recruit based on what we need , not on what is available cheap and in bulk...

Now that should not be told to me...stood up DrJoseph , visibly angry at the sudden development,and the anxious faces that gathered around.....you should be telling the VC and the top management....

I would sir.... no doubt... I call a spade a spade and now im telling you since you called me..I will tell him if he does.. have no doubt...Prof ram retorted

I dont want to talk to you.... go to hell .... Dr Joseph couldnt control his emotion as he fell back into his chair...

Prof Ram smiled with sarcasm....

As he walked out of the ED s room he said.... go to hell? ha.. I thought I was already in one...